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You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?

Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.

• Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
  
• PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
  
• Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  
• More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
  
• FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
  
• Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
  
• Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.