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Witness the miracle of life in this accurate goose-growing simulator. Pop your seed into a patient's conveniently empty torso, add water, and watch a towering goose-tree burst with fresh Babies (nature's most renewable source of cash).
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.

• This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
• Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
• Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
• Collect and unlock over 150 bits of 𓅬 content.
• Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original “Blossom” gameplay.
• Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
• Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.