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Welcome to Titanium Court! Table for one? You have a reservation I assume? You don’t!? Ah, I see. Just minding your own business before stumbling into a realm of magic and faeries, were you? Not to worry, happens all the time. Tell you what, why don’t I see if we can squeeze you in somewhere while you become acquainted with the many amenities offered by the Court.Amenities such as:

• Puzzling Battles: For tonight's entertainment, the Court is at WAR! Just a little something to pass the time, you see. Who's in command? Why do you ask? Are you volunteering? Oh don't worry, you won't be issuing orders to these faerie troops. They wouldn't follow them anyways. I think you'll have more success commanding the terrain itself to fall in your favor, haha.

• Puzzling Narrative: Lore dumps are strictly against my religion I'm afraid, so you'll have to uncover the secrets of the Court yourself. Some of them may even fundamentally change you as a person. Be careful with those!

• Diverse and fulfilling career options: Warlord, Arsonist, Celebrity, Insurance Fraudster. Your time within the Court will qualify you for many of these exalted and lucrative positions.

• A vast collection of fine art to-wait, what's this? 

Hmmm,

looks

like

they're

making

us

take

a

detour

through

this

list

of

bullet

points.

Why?

Did

something

happen

up

ahead? Ah,

yes,

giant

mouse

lying

right

in

our

path.

That'll

do

it.

Let's

not

spend

too

much

time

rubbernecking.

Where

was

I?

Oh

right,

bullet

points!

Here's

the

last

one:

• Fully interactive shower: for certain definitions of "interactive" and certain definitions of "shower."

Also,

before

I

forget,

local

ordinance

requires

I

mention

that

This

Game

Features

a

Hefty

Amount

of

Reading

so

those

with

allergies

or

intolerances

to

such

things

may

wish

to

steer

clear.And

here's

an

open

seat!Once

again,

welcome

to

Titanium

Court.

Please

enjoy

your

stay!